Picking your nose
Is okay sometimes
There’s something inside
And you’ve got to get it out
People might stare
They might make faces
They probably wish that they could pick their noses too.
Picking your nose
Don’t do it TOO much
Or people might think
That you’ve got some kind of problem
But when you do
Don’t try to hide it
Pick your nose proudly
And I’ll be proud of you!
Farting in class
Is okay sometimes
There’s something inside
And you’ve got to get it out
People might stare
They might make faces
They probably wish that they could fart in your class too.
Farting in class
Don’t do it TOO much
Or people might think
That you’ve got some kind of problem
But when you do
Don’t try to hide it
Fart in class proudly
And I’ll be proud of you!
Singing in public
Is okay sometimes
There’s something inside
And you’ve got to get it out
People might stare
They might make faces
They probably wish that they could sing in public too.
Singing in public
Don’t do it TOO much
Or people might think
That you’ve got some kind of problem
But when you do
Don’t try to hide it
Sing your song proudly
And I’ll be proud of you!